Items were as described, nice quality. very happy with producta.
Store owner replied: Thanks a lot, Stacy, for your great review! I hope to see you soon :)
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Can't Tell Me What To Do T-Shirt
Can't Tell Me What To Do T-Shirt
Regular price
$29.99
Regular price
$39.99
Sale price
$29.99
- 2 items FREE shipping
- 3 items FREE shipping + FREE Mystery T-Shirt
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🐾 10% of profits fund Bernese Mountain Dog health and research
- Printed in the US
- 30-Day Returns
- Secure Checkout
Find My Size (Unisex)
Find My Size (Unisex)
Find My Size (Unisex)
Find My Size (Unisex)
Unisex fit that runs true to size: slightly fitted, not tight. Between sizes, or like it looser? Size up.
Lay a t-shirt you love flat and compare it with the chart. Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
Unisex classic fit that runs true to size: relaxed and cozy. Between sizes, or like it looser? Size up.
Lay a sweatshirt or hoodie you love flat and compare it with the chart. Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm).
$4.87 · Free With 2+ Items
$4.87 · Free With 2+ Items
$4.87 for one item, FREE on 2+ items. Usually arrives in 5–7 business days, tracked: we email your tracking number as soon as it ships.
Printed to order, just for you, by our US print partners in California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia and Virginia. We can't guarantee a delivery date.
30-Day Berner Promise
30-Day Berner Promise
Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? Email us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we send a free replacement or a full refund, with no need to send it back.
Changed your mind? Return it within 30 days of delivery, unworn and in its original packaging (return shipping is at your cost) and we refund your original payment method.
Personalised items can only be returned if they arrive damaged or wrong.
👉 See our full Return Policy for details
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
Fabric & Care
🧵 100% Ringspun Cotton (solid colors)
🧶 Soft cotton blends (sports grey/heather)
📏 True-to-Size
✨Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Follow these, and your tees will stay vibrant for a lifetime.
1. Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
2. Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
3. Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
4. Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
🧵 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester (for warmth and comfort)
🧥 Classic fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband; hoodies add a front pouch pocket
📏 True-to-Size
✨ Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Follow these, and your sweatshirt or hoodie will stay cozy and vibrant for a lifetime.
- Wash and dry it inside out. Easy but crucial!
- Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
- Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
- Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, use low heat and avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
Giving It As A Gift
Giving It As A Gift
Every piece is printed to order, so allow 5–7 business days for US delivery before the big day, and longer for other countries.
Sending it straight to them? Enter their address as the shipping address at checkout.
About this design
About this design
Only One Gentle Giant Calls the Shots.
Let everyone know where your true loyalty lies. Featuring a bold retro statement for devoted Bernese Mountain Dog owners, this graphic t-shirt perfectly captures the playful bond between you and your fluffy boss.
Why This Design is Perfect For You:
- Pure Dog Parent Humor: A witty, highly relatable quote crafted specifically for the Bernese Mountain Dog community.
- Bold Retro Aesthetic: Clean, statement typography that pairs effortlessly with your everyday streetwear or casual layers.
- The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles on daily walks, dog park visits, and weekend coffee runs.
Bernese Treasures
Sizing Chart
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
Measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
Tip: to find your perfect fit, take a favourite piece of the same style and a measuring tape. Lay it flat and measure the width and the length.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 6 reviews.
Adorable shirt and great quality!
Tara G. 5/5 Verified
Store owner replied: Hi Tara, thank you so much for the 5-star review! We're thrilled you find the shirt adorable and are happy with the quality. Enjoy!
I absolutely love the shirt and is so spot on about my beloved Berner - Bernard Augustus.
Jennifer M. 5/5 Verified
Store owner replied: Hi Jennifer, thank you for the wonderful review! Please give Bernard Augustus a big pet from us. We're so glad the shirt is spot on, and we love that your purchase helps us continue funding important Bernese Mountain Dog health research.
Nice and solid construction of the very soft sweatshirt. Fits well and gets comments every where we go.
Michael P. 5/5 Verified
Store owner replied: Hi Michael, thank you for the great feedback! We're delighted to hear that you are enjoying the soft, solid construction and that the fit is working well for you. It's always fun when our apparel sparks conversations while out and about. Thanks for being part of the Bernese Treasures community!
Its a great idea to partner the dogs with breast cancer awareness
Robin K. 5/5 Verified
Store owner replied: Thank you so much, Robin! Combining our love for Berners with such a vital cause is something we care deeply about. We truly appreciate your support and your kind words.
Was great that my shirt was made for my dad
Robin 5/5 Verified
Store owner replied: Hi Robin, it was truly an honor to create this special design in memory of your dad. Thank you for trusting me with such a deeply personal tribute. Sending my warmest thoughts to you and your family.
MEET THE FOUNDER
Hi, I'm Roberto
Proud Berner owner and the founder of Bernese Treasures. I've been obsessed with these gentle giants since I was just 11 years old, which inspired me to launch this dedicated shop on the 3rd of November 2023.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do the shirts fit?
How do the sweatshirts and hoodies fit?
Our T-shirts feature a modern, unisex fit. They run true to size slightly fitted but not tight. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up.
Our sweatshirts and hoodies feature a classic, comfortable unisex fit. They run true to size. If you are between sizes or prefer a looser, more oversized fit for maximum coziness, we recommend sizing up.
How long does delivery take?
Every piece is printed to order just for you. US orders usually arrive in 5–7 business days; other countries take a little longer. We can't guarantee a delivery date, and you'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships.
Will I get a tracking number?
YES. You will receive an email with tracking info as soon as your item(s) ship.
Where are you located?
Where are you located?
Our t-shirts are printed and shipped directly from our USA printing partners, with fulfillment facilities in California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia, so your order is produced close to you for faster delivery.
Our sweatshirts and hoodies are printed and shipped directly from our USA printing partners, with fulfillment facilities in California, Nevada, Texas, Georgia, and Virginia, so your order is produced close to you for faster delivery.
What does the 10% profit donation support?
This is the heart of what we do! We proudly donate 10% of profits to vital Berner cancer research through trusted organizations like the Canine Health Foundation, Berner-Garde, and Bernese Mountain Dog Charitable Foundation. When you shop with us, you are directly helping our beautiful gentle giants live longer, healthier lives.
Are your products eco-friendly?
Are your products eco-friendly?
We print each shirt on demand to reduce waste and use water-based, non-toxic inks. Our production partners are committed to ethical and environmentally responsible practices.
We print each sweatshirt and hoodie on demand to reduce waste and use water-based, non-toxic inks. Our production partners are committed to ethical and environmentally responsible practices.
What is the return policy?
Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? Email us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we send a free replacement or a full refund, with no need to send it back.
Changed your mind? Return it within 30 days of delivery, unworn and in its original packaging (return shipping is at your cost) and we refund your original payment method.
Personalised items can only be returned if they arrive damaged or wrong.
👉 See our full Return Policy for details
Regular price
$29.99
Regular price
$39.99
Sale price
$29.99
T-Shirt · S · Military Green
